Hello. I'm Allison. I'm 17. Expecting a beautiful baby. I follow back. I post randomness but awesomeness.
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
#fuck the police #if you know what I mean
It’s bad when the only thing you can think to wish for at 11:11 is to be happy.