perfectlypurdie:

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

My life

(via authenticsouthern)


I don’t give a fuck what people think because people don’t think
Kanye West (via defianse)

(via givingblowjobs)


thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:


Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:

Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

(via 10knotes)


infuhtuation:

Effy Stonem, Skins (2007-2013)

infuhtuation:

Effy Stonem, Skins (2007-2013)

(via shamelessly-effy)


nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(via hippist)


americans the other 364 days of the year: america isn't all that great i mean we need to fix a whole lot of shit
americans on july 4th: AMERI CA YEAH BEER AND FRE E D OM ON THE WIN GS OF A FUC KING EAG LE SUCK IT ENGLAND !!! !

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via givingblowjobs)


mortante:

"I’m getting sick of being a ghost no one can hurt me but no one will kiss me either”

mortante:

"I’m getting sick of being a ghost
no one can hurt me
but no one will kiss me either”

(via ellectic)


fostershomeforfakebitches:

This scene changed my life forever

(via laughing-llama)


annaboolle:

herovillainandinbetween:

just-an0ther-passerby:

Deepest thing that has ever been televised by Cartoon Network

i beg to differ

image

thanks bathtub fish

(via invisiblespoon)


I didn’t want you
to only fuck me,
I wanted you to
love me.

But I didn’t know what to
convince you with
besides my body.
Hot Winds, Holy Thoughts | Lora Mathis (via caffeineaffinity)

(via givingblowjobs)


yahooentertainment:

Where does your favorite high school movie fall in our IRL map?

yahooentertainment:

Where does your favorite high school movie fall in our IRL map?

(via analysethisinkblot)



"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

(via dear-emerald)



weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(via svpernovae)